New American Search Tradition

In a shocking turn of events for the search engine industry earlier today, a Gardner working for an unnamed senior executive at Google sold the rights to his fruity, yet refreshing drink -- Gardner Gulp -- to the popular search engine company Google. This sale is expected to be a real closer.

In a statement released by the company's gerbil -- Algorithm -- who spins a cylinder to power the engine of all search, Al (that's he wanted me to call him) noted that the company intends to add 100% natural drinkable search stuff to every bottle. "Interesting," I told Al.

After speaking off-the-record to a number of birds located near and around the gardener's beds, they validated Al's story as well as chirped out some important information to the tune of Van Halen's Hot for Teacher. After listening to a few sets and one encore, this reporter believes the undisclosed sales price of the Beta beverage is likely to be sold later today for $1.00 Canadian.

The news of this unbelievable sale nearly crashed Google's gulp vineyard website.

It will be interesting to see how Google's main competitors respond to this limited release beta gulping thingee that has the amazing power to make anyone comprehend search results.